Illegal Aliens

A tour de force. In an alternative universe, Thren and his crew have been making a living by walking a tightrope between legitimacy and the other side. Their space ship is held together by the equivalent of alien duct tape, and they are just plain tired of the game, so they decide to land on a planet called Earth and work the system. The problem is, they are real illegal aliens from outer space, and immigration rules do not cover them. As they attempt to become legal citizens and get rich, they find themselves up to their necks in bureaucratic red tape, make enemies with the mafia, and get in trouble with the government agencies, pharmaceutical companies, and the medical establishment. - Click Here to be notified when the book is released in 2027.

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Immigration rules do not cover this.

So, what happens if an alien spaceship shows up with aliens seeking a home on Planet Earth in the United States, and immigration laws don't cover space aliens? It's the story of 12 aliens who land their ship on the White House lawn and apply for residency. Simple, right? Well, maybe not.

See how these aliens try to navigate oceans of bureaucracy and run into every local, state, and federal law and regulation when they attempt to be entrepreneurs.

Add to that, they find that the local Mafia is not happy with some of their “business entripises” and the big pharma is after them for curing people, and the medical establishment is mortified that they can replace missing limbs
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Will an alien cat house be very popular in San Francisco?
Will the local pimps be upset when they lose business?
Will the Mafia demand their cut?
Are local laws being broken?


What did you think the five healthy alien males did in their spare time between planets? Just asking for a friend.

Note from the author: If you are looking for sexually explicit scenes, you will not find them here. This is pure satire. These aliens get into enough trouble without being pornographic stars.


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